in 2009, i went to las vegas for the manager's conference. this is a memo i had in my old phone. it was a list of notes i was taking in real time watching rick, ioannis, and ricardo hit on TONS of women passing us by in a shithole casino. it's been about a year since i've looked at this.
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-Women in mobile chairs do not like ioannis
-english women don't like rick
-english women are scared of ioannis
-australian girls like rick
-and apparently think he's gay
-ricardo is mildly enjoyed by hookers
-bitchy women are bitches to everyone
-old women ignore ioannis
-100% of men i've met on gamestop tv sleep with people in my district
-english chicks want cock
-olde english men love all of us
-asian women treat rick like godzilla
-ricardo loses money regardless
-girls from guam will more than likely be split into mutliple pieces by ioannis and steve
-ioannis is polite
-who wants to deal with the wheelchair bound smoker
-it's not good to laugh
-looks first, drinks second, personality third
-californians don't get high fives from californians
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also, with startling relevance, here is the first video to surface from san antonio, as promised when i first got back.
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